i love vines and super short videos cause its like “man this video is only 4 seconds how much could happen in 4 seconds” so much man So Much
how come john lennon was shot by a fan and robin thicke still lives
yes hello police i would like to report SHOTS FIRED
So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not
I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
why did authors stop naming their chapters i loved it when there was a clever little title for each chapter it was great
"will the real slim shady please stand up?"
eminem rushes into the room. he is exhausted and drained of strength. panting, he sits down and then stands up, before running away, for someone else has said “will the real slim shady please stand up?” this is his life for all eternity, and he cannot escape it, or he will vanish.
ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance
i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league
a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost